Trivial magic items are magical devices that perform the equivalent of a
cantrip spell. The following list was generated during a discussion on
a WebRPG forum.
Ring of Fire Starting
Greeting Door Mat - door mat with a permanent magical greeting.
Wand of Insect Trapping - ideal for catching butterflies.
Ring of Protection from Mosquitos - Also called the OFF ring.
Hat of Continual Light - Good for miners.
Pot of Everboiling - It always has at least 6" of boiling water in
the bottom. Makes cooking meals a snap. Just don't make the cook mad.
He would have an endless supply of scaldiing water to throw on you.
Hehehe...
Mittons of Everwarming
Hat of Lice Killing
Glass of Chilling - no need for ice cubes.
Boots of Dung Repelling - wear them in the house.
Book of Thought - To make writing in your diary a snap. Book has ESP
with the owner and can write down his thoughts, even in the
middle of a battle. "Fighting an Ogre. Man, he really reeks. DUCK!!!
Whew, that was close. I wish he would have at least "ouch" bathed before
he attacked me."
Blinders of Illusionary Bliss. - To keep your horse calm.
They make your horse think he's grazing in a meadow.
Floating Disc of Invulnerabilty - To prevent fly-by bird attacks.
Disc about 3' in diameter floats about 6" above your head, and
can resist even the largest of bird dropings.
Paper Bag of Illusion - To make bearing the tavern winch easier.
Simply place the bag over the tavern winches head before you
get into bed with her, and you will see her as the girl of your
dreams, and she will see you as the man of her dreams. You are
both happy.
Gloves of the Ale Drinker - No matter how plastered you are, you
cannot spill your ale. Gloves will only allow wrist to tilt
directly in front of mouth while a mug is in your hand. Even if
you are to drunk to lift your mug, the gloves will lift it for
you, at a 19 str.
Trousers of Teleportation: This item is for those who are too busy
to even get up and go to the bathroom. Now, if you're in the bar,
or on your horse, or just don't feel like getting up, just let it
go. Let someone else worry about it. Unwanted body excretions are
teleported from your trousers to a random destination. The destination
ranges from 10 yards to 100 miles away in random directions. You have
to roll for success. On a roll of 2-20: No problem. On a roll of 1:
Unexpected showers. Teleports contents straight up. DM's option (May
roll to see how high up contents were teleported to see if any damage
is caused.)
Breeches of Enlargement - Well, it kinda explains itself. These
breeches cast an enlargement spell on a specific item within. These
are for those who are less fortunate. Note: NOT for women.
Blouse of Enlargement: Same as above, except its a blouse. This is for
those women who believe that bigger is better. If you've heard
"Your making a mountain out of a molehill", well, that?s exactly
what this item does. Note: NOT for men.
Keg of the Party Animal: If your party just isn't what you had hoped it
would be, just pop open this keg and enjoy. This keg teleprocess a
room full of drunks right to your location upon opening. These
drunks will be your friends all night long because the keg will
never get empty. At the end of the night the drunks are teleported
back to their realm, but the mess they mad isn't. This is where
the nest item comes in handy.
Bag of Trash Disbursement - This is a sturdy leather sack that has a
teleport spell in it. Anything inorganic thrown in will automatically
be teleported to a random destination. The destination ranges from
10 yards to 100 miles away in random directions.
Fork of Delight - No matter how bad the food when speared by the fork
it becomes both delicious and cleansed of any non magical disease. You
could eat a zombie and he would taste forking great. That's a switch
on him, huh? [Ewwwww...]
Mythral Spork +1 - has Unseen Servant cast on it.
Mistical, Magical, Everfull Pez dispencer - with the Nightmare head.
The Pez are red and flavored as strawberry. Ten Pez will give a person
the food requirements of one days food. It refills every 24 hours.
Girdle of Weight Loss
Flyswatter of Dancing
Ring of Time - Speak the command word and a monotonous voice speaks
out what time of day it is in the region you're in. Chrono function
available on the latest models.
Ring of Back-Scratching - Speak the command word and the ring's magic
scratches your back, soothing those itching muscles.
Ring of Back-Massaging - to get all those tense nerves relaxed.
Pantaloons of Perpetual Pleasure - walk into that dragons den
with a smile on that face...
Mirror of Marginal Merits - distorts the reflected image to produce a
slightly more pleasing appearance for that ugly mug of yours.
Staff of Soup Stiring - upon command, this staff shrinks to the
size of a large spoon and begins stiring the nearest pot.
Can of Chewed Cud - an endless supply of tasteless, masticated materials.
Drawer of Delightful Delicacies - Serves a new treat each time the
drawer is opened.
Engine of Endless Enigmas - A steam powered device that
produces an unlimited number of trivial questions. (Turn upside
down to reveal the answer.)
Floating Feather Fixture - a feather fan that floats in mid-air and
produces a pleasant downward draft.
Towel of Temporary Tanning - wipe across your flesh to give yourself
a peasant tan lasting a full day.
Armored Alembic - a distilling device that is invulnerable to damage
by a non-magical attack.
Basting Blaster - fires a high-speed jet of liquid (usually gravy) that
completely covers the target within seconds.
Invisible Squirter - A squirt gun filled with invisible ink.
Back Scratcher+2. . . . .
Wand of Disintegrating - say the command word and the wand disintegrates
Stupid Stick - automaticly hits a PC who is acting stupid or out of
character.
Cursed Ring of Invisibility - when it was put on the ring would become
invisible, and it could only be removed with a wish spell or something
similar. So that the person could only use one magic ring.
Ring of Cleanliness - A ring that will clean common (non-magical) dirt
and debris from the wearer and his armor\stuff every hour.
Folding Chair - (similiar to a Quall's Feather Token or Figurine of
Wondrous Power) for those times in the bar when all the seats
are taken and you don't want to kick someone out of their chair.
Quill of Dictation - you can dictate to it and it will write the
information down.
Fish Hook of Catching - it will attract the biggest edible fish in a
particular area of the river\lake. Not for ocean use (need to get
larger size for ocean use).
Set of Dining - dinner/tea/charif set, kept in a chest, with unseen
servant.
Broom of Sweeping - will tirelessly sweep all the dust in the room
into a little pile.
Portable Commode - a portable pot that will incinerate any contents
once a day.
Endless Ball of Twine - a spool of twine that will never run out,
no matter how much is reeled off.
Sarcastic Sword - an ordinary sword that will provide sarcastic
comments on the inability of its wielder to use it properly.
Purification Spitoon - turns any spittle into drinkable water.
Gloves of Nail Coloring - manicure nails and turn them any color.
Cage of Etherealness - turns a small creature ethereal but still
locked in the cage.
Sqeaking Chalk - when used on a slate board, this chalk will produce
a horrid, high-pitched noise that penalizes Will rolls by -1.
Hook of Fish Slaying - any fish caught by this hook must make a
Fortutide saving throw or die immediately.
Brush of Shaving - merely brush across flesh to shave off any
hairs.
Towel of Cleanliness - removes an dirt from the skin but remains
completely spotless.
Bag of Hole - a ruptured bag of holding in which anything smaller
than a fist will drop through a hole at the bottom into oblivion.
Adhering Hat - this hat will not blow off the head even in the most
violent wind.
Chainmail Bikini - upon a command word this chain mail bikini and
top will expand into a full suit of elven chainmail. This effect
lasts for 10 minutes and is useable once per hour.
Beer Mug of Wisdom - when beer or ale is drunk from this mug, the
wisdom of the character will not be lowered by the alcohol.
Fan of Wind - when grasped in the hand, this delicate fan will waft
back and forth producing a cooling breeze.
