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Discover the power of Waaagh!!! The custom-built perl library module includes a filter routine that can be used to convert english text into the vernacular of the orks. See the sample Perl script.

At one time this page included an input window for converting your text into orkish. However, the service provider disabled the functionality that allowed the tool to function, so I have removed it from this page. Unfortunately, in order to make it work now, you will need to set up your own interface to run the perl code. This could be done, for example, using the LAMP software stack. But it isn't a trivial task. My apologies for the inconvenience.

I'm interested in improvements to this filter. If you have any clever or amusing ork translations to suggest, please send me an e-mail. Thanks!

Filter to translate web pages into orc speak.