Discover the power of Waaagh!!! To convert english text into the vernacular of the orks, enter your message in the input box below and then click the button at the bottom. Of course the ladz are not exactly noted for their smarts, so the translation will not always be completely accurate. But in many cases it will be phonetically similar to the original.

Unfortunately the perl CGI on this site won't allow me to use socket functions so I am unable to modify web pages based on their URL. (Which I'm sure would have been highly amusing.) Instead I use this Form to call a Perl script, which uses a custom-built library module. I'm interested in any improvements to this filter. So if you have any clever or amusing ork translations to suggest, please send me an e-mail. Thanks!