Discover the power of Waaagh!!! The custom-built perl
library module includes a filter routine
that can be used to convert english text into the vernacular of the
orks. See the sample Perl script.
At one time this page included an input window for converting your
text into orkish. However, the service provider disabled the
functionality that allowed the tool to function, so I have removed
it from this page. Unfortunately, in order to make it work now, you
will need to set up your own interface to run the perl code. This
could be done, for example, using the LAMP software stack. But it
isn't a trivial task. My apologies for the inconvenience.
I'm interested in improvements to this filter. If you have any
clever or amusing ork translations to suggest, please send me an